💻 Our Services 💻

🌐 Web Development 🌐

We develop best in class websites & mobile applications. Built to deliver value, drive revenue, & produce results.

• Keep Everything Consistent
  We decided on ONE tiled background and we're sticking with it!!
• Entice Them to Take Action
  Pop-up boxes!! Everybody LOVES pop-up boxes!!
• Move From Page to Page Quickly
  Our sites load in under 45 minutes on a 28.8k modem!!
• Choose a Font That is Easy to Read
  We use Comic Sans because it's the most professional font!!
• Select a Minimal Amount of Colors
  Neon green, hot pink, and cyan count as minimal, right??
• Make It Visible On All Devices
  Works on Netscape AND Internet Explorer!!
• Get Your Site At the Top of the Search Engine
  We'll submit your URL to AltaVista AND Lycos!!

⚙️ Application Development ⚙️

Need an application for your business? We develop Apps that deliver value, drive revenue, & produce results.

• Custom PHP/FI Applications
  It's the FUTURE!! (PHP/FI 2.0 just came out and we're PUMPED)
• CGI-BIN Scripts That Actually Work
  Most of the time!! (Kevin broke the last one but we don't talk about that)
• Database Integration
  We learned MySQL last week!! Our queries only crash the server SOMETIMES!!
• Mobile-Responsive
  Works on Palm Pilots!! (And we heard Nokia is making a phone with a BROWSER?!)

📣 Digital Marketing 📣

Through SEO, SEM, content creation, email marketing, AI & more, we develop strategies to grow your brand & drive revenue.

• SEO
  We'll submit your URL to ALL FOUR search engines!! (AltaVista, Lycos, Excite, AND Yahoo!!)
• PPC & Ad Management
  Banner ads on every GeoCities page!! Animated GIFs cost extra!!
• Social Media Marketing
  We'll add your ICQ number to every page!! UH OH!!
• Email Marketing
  Chain letters are technically email marketing!! Forward to 10 friends for good luck!!
• Conversion Tracking
  Our hit counter tracks EVERYTHING!! (It's just a number that goes up but STILL)

🔒 Hosting & IT Security 🔒

Our in-house data centers provide secure, PCI Compliant hosting, supported 24-7-365 by our industry expert staff.

• Blazing Fast 28.8k Modem
  We're upgrading to 56k next month!! The SPEED will be UNREAL!!
• PCI Compliant
  We asked Kevin and he said "probably"!! Good enough for us!!
• 24/7/365 Support
  Kevin sleeps in the server room!! He's basically always on call!!
• In-House Data Centers
  Steven's Mom's basement counts, right?? It has great ventilation!! (a window)
• 99.9% Uptime*
  *when Mom isn't using the phone line!! Also doesn't count Tuesdays!!

🔧 Technology Maintenance 🔧

Expert ongoing maintenance, monitoring, & support to ensure that our customers' websites, systems, & apps are optimally performing.

• Regular Cache Clearing
  We restart the computer every Tuesday!! It fixes MOST things!!
• Plugin Updates
  We only break things SOMETIMES!! (Kevin broke it last time but that wasn't an "update")
• Performance Monitoring
  We check if the page loads. That's monitoring. What more do you want??
• 800+ Websites Maintained
  None of them by Kevin!! (He's on probation since "the incident")

🤖 Marketing Automation NEW! 🤖

We create marketing automation strategies that maximize ROI in turn making growth repeatable & predictable.

💫 coreAssist

Our proprietary AI assistant that helps you grow your business on autopilot!!

🧠 AI Services

Cutting-edge artificial intelligence solutions for the modern business!!

• coreAssist
  Our AI assistant (it's actually just Steven answering emails really fast)
• AI Services NEW!
  Artificial Intelligence so advanced it uses PHP!! The machines are LEARNING!!
• Automated Workflows
  We set up an auto-reply on our AOL account!! "You've Got Automation!!"
• Predictable Growth
  We predict we'll keep growing. See?? Predictable!! That's just science!!