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We take your privacy very seriously* (*we think)
We collect your name, email, and whatever you type into our guestbook. We also know you're visitor #015,042. That's about it.
To build you an AWESOME home page. Also to send our newsletter via AOL. We will NOT sell your data to AltaVista, Lycos, or any search engine.
We use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind (though Steven's Mom makes great ones). We use them to count visitors and track how many times Kevin breaks the deployment.
Your data is protected by our state-of-the-art security system: a password that is definitely NOT 'password123'. (Kevin, if you're reading this, CHANGE IT.)
We share your data with absolutely nobody. Mostly because nobody has asked.
We may update this whenever we feel like it. Last update: April 1, 2026.
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